Visual Studio 2005 will enhance your life!!

Look at those pictures I've scanned from a computer magazine. They're part of a two pages Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 spot.

The statements on the wall are written in italian and here translated:

To-do list

Develop a shopping chart
Custom features
Check UI consistency
Accessibilty support
Load test
Navigational path
[something about] security.

The first picture is WITHOUT VS2005 and the second is WITH VS2005.
So check out the differences and go on reading after the pictures.


Without VS2005.


With VS2005.

Yes, yes, some statements are deleted, but that's not the point. Look again at the pictures and go on reading...





This is how VS2005 will enhance your life!

• You won't have an angry girlfriend, but an happy family!! [look at the photo in the frame]
• You won't drink more and more coffees, but you'll only eat tasteful candies.
• You won't read thousand of books about debugging and boring coding stuff, but only few "Developer to CEO" kind of books.
• You'll play with a tennis ball while programming (yes, VS2005 has a new one-hand-coding feature, but we'll look forward for the no-hand-coding feature in the VS2007) and not with an anti-stress toy.
• You'll work only during the day (hopefully only in the morning from 10:00am to 11:59am), not all-night-long coding sessions!
• Even the plant on your desk will enjoy your new coding style with colorful flowers!
• Sadly you'll have only one shirt, but, hey, no one is perfect!
  

Anything missed? Write a comment!

MH